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A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophilies is said to be held every year in an undisclosed location.

  A Lexophile  is said to be someone that has a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

 Some winning entries:

.When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

. The batteries were given out free of charge.

. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

. A will is a dead giveaway.

. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

.Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

.A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

.The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.

Postscript: This is for those with a literal sense of humour. HAHA!!